I'm only human but to really succeed in today's world you have to become superhuman. Let's look at our options. You can try to create a super human race like Hitler but what's the point in living in a world where everyone is a super human, then where does your edge come from ? Hitler didn't seem to know anything about poker.
You can also try to become the greatest bot in the world, a.k.a the "Tony Stark way" but I'm no good with a hammer so I would probably build a really shitty bot. What else ? You can try to convince your mother to have sexual intercourse with a god so you can become a half god but if you are already born then you are just a sick pervert for trying.
So all that is left is to expose yourself to an insane amount of gamma radiation and hope for the best, which also sounds like a terrible idea. Not because you would probably die but I think Hulk as a poker player would just tilt so hard, he would tilt his bankroll in each session.
Currently I'm on a quest to become superhuman, I don't want to be like everyone else. I mean normal people suck let's face it, I'm not being mean just speaking the truth. Wish me luck or hate on me it doesn't matter, I'm in control of my own destiny.
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