Avenge me, Avengers

I'm only human but to really succeed in today's world you have to become superhuman. Let's look at our options. You can try to create a super human race like Hitler but what's the point in living in a world where everyone is a super human, then where does your edge come from ? Hitler didn't seem to know anything about poker.

You can also try to become the greatest bot in the world, a.k.a the "Tony Stark way" but I'm no good with a hammer so I would probably build a really shitty bot. What else ? You can try to convince your mother to have sexual intercourse with a god so you can become a half god but if you are already born then you are just a sick pervert for trying.

So all that is left is to expose yourself to an insane amount of gamma radiation and hope for the best, which also sounds like a terrible idea. Not because you would probably die but I think Hulk as a poker player would just tilt so hard, he would tilt his bankroll in each session.

Currently I'm on a quest to become superhuman, I don't want to be like everyone else. I mean normal people suck let's face it, I'm not being mean just speaking the truth. Wish me luck or hate on me it doesn't matter, I'm in control of my own destiny.

A coincident ?

I have been approached by some of my poker buddies lately, they have been asking why I backed out from the serius beef.

I really thought these guys could read between the lines.

2+2 blocks my song and suddenly they get shut down, a coincident ? Serius says the beef is on and that he's going to release a song. Do I want to hear another serius song ? Then he quickly changes his mind and says he won't do a song, another coincident ?

I mean I'm not saying I'm responsible but I'm not going to say I'm not popping bottles of champagne in Iceland over a successful war campaign.

The first one ever

I have been talking a bit to Drybes as of late, the man that made "Cash out" which was the first ever poker song to my knowledge at the time when I made "No Money HU" (chk out his song and various others on DRybes). However he told me that the first ever rap poker song was live pros gonna die hoez . Now I haven't heard this song yet because I currently don't have any headphones on my desktop but the title is just freaking awesome. I'm just dying to hear this.

In other news my latest release is fading into obscurity somewhat due to 2+2 forum rules and a horde of devil worshipers. This has prompted my producer on a rampage battle of his own with 2+2 forum members and mods. For this reason I have been reluctant to pursue this feud any further and have chosen to let the dust settle, this is done with my producers shaky mental stability and overall health status in mind.

I wish serius all the best in his future music en devours and I look forward to his next release, I'm confident some people will like it.

The Homecoming

On a bus omw to logan airport. Lets keep it simple.

Vermonts trips highlights in no specific order:
Going to a bowling alley were the woman on the service counter said I had a sexy accent
Eating the worst asian food of my life
Watching my mom eat a hamburger for 3 consecutive meals in one day

 All in all it was a blast to bad I have to go home.

It's never coming back

Still in Vermont, feeling homesick. I realized something today, something that I should have realized way back. I'm never getting back that month in Austin, a month spent with some of the coolest people I have met. This hit me, not saying it hit me hard but it was felt to my very core.
While this was happening my producer, my pnc my friend, the yellow dragon was going berserk on 2+2, some may be wondering "what is up with that guy?"...well he's just crazy and he indulges excessively in the mind altering department but hey a that's a common denominator shared by most of my friends. Which might explain why I see less of my friends these days... but perhaps the reason is I'm just not the social butterfly I once was, could that be true ?
Anyway back to the subject at hand, not getting that month back. About a year ago I spent a month at PrimordialsAA house and about a day after coming back home I had dreams of a reunion. It quickly fell apart my favorite towel head a.k.a OSamer Bin laden left the states to fight with his Arabian brothers in Lebanon, then Captain KirkMcdirt announced that he was in a way to fragile state to travel such a long distance that is from London to America. Then when I called Primo he was mad stressed out because of this speech about gay rights to marriage that he had to make in New Hampshire(wonder how he did) and the fact he was going to NY to meet up with offline chris moneymakers. So there is no point in talking to an eastern European mob boss or the long haired Nazi either or anyone outside the camp. Who did I leave out ? Just Hokie but he doesn't care he's positively positive at the GYM, he has life balance he doesn't need to care.

Life goes on, if I can't do something happy and funny, I'll do something dark and evil. Just need to get back home, it's all mapped out let's set it in motion.

P.S while I visited the states Borg was going to pay my flight to Croixdawgs town so I could videotape myself knocking on his door and challenging him to a HU4ROLLZ but Croix is freakishly weird he just would not give up the address. One of these days I'll come crushing down your walls Croix I'll hit you once in the belly for each time you yawned or burped in your husng.com videos. Do the math buddy you about to get pummeled into oblivion.

Up in the mountains meditating, Whats that about ?

I'm in Vermont now, among some truckers it's all very white trash like. Why am I here ? That's a good question, I thought it would be good for me to reflect on this upcoming battle with evil a.k.a seriouslycereal.

I was dead wrong, it's not good it's not very baller. I haven't seen a semi good looking female since I got here and you know what ? There is a person in Wal-Mart whose only responsibility is to say "have a good day" as you leave the store. What's that about ? People here seem dirt poor yet they go to the video store and rent dvd's. What's that about ? That's just retarded movies have been free for years, some decision made by tha interewbz.

I'm going to try to find normal people today, it seems America has none, wish me luck.

P.S. Everyone is becoming fat in the world, including Iceland, Whats that about ?

The beginning of the end

So it's officially started, I hereby declare war on srslysirius. I have to put an end to this phony, put an end to his puny existence and his wack ass songs. Now I realize it's going to be hard for me to explain why I'm declaring war on him without sounding like a bitter little bitch annoyed by the fact he has more YouTube hits than me and the fact he's way more popular....so I won't because that's exactly why I'm attacking him.

I hate his 25$ microphone, I hate the way he takes popular songs and makes less popular songs with those popular songs. I hate him because he sounds like a fagot, sometimes I sound like a fagot but goddammit if I do I'm trying to sound like a fagot. I hate his website and I love the quadjacks feud simply because it makes him look like a donkey..oh you made those videos not quadjacks, those videos are a fucking slideshow so who cares ?

Ok pause this bad boy... I have to come clean, I started writing this post just now tonight and I had no clue that srslyserius has been beefing with quadjacks and that he had just published a song called nightmare on my street that seems to be a genuine attempt at a rap career. I was just writing some ish to get my blog started and as I started writing about  sirius I browsed his website and discovered the most bizarre sidestep ever.

Is he seriously trying to venture out into a genuine rap career ? Is he seriously trying to transform himself into some sort of a 2012 Slim Shady ? I actually believe quadjacks when they say he's been viewbotting because that song is complete garbage.

But who cares the plan is in motion, the contract has been paid, there is no going back since I specifically asked for a "hit" just like in the movies that when you set it in motion you can't cancel it because the hit man is an independent contract with no cell phone and is totally unreachable. Rest in pieces Sirius and I hope your YouTube channel catches fire.